Please learn from the mistakes of others!!!
Who Will
Supervise the Supervisor?
My supervisor had only one drink, but was already smashed. Upon coaxing
from a coworker, I gave him a peck on the cheek thanking him for a gift that he
had given me as my Secret Santa (grab bag). He wouldn't leave me alone the rest
of the night. It was even more embarrassing because his wife watched the whole
thing!
Crying It All
Out
There we were in such a party where guys and girls both drink. Two of
them ended up crying and saying what they needed of a partner, which all of us
realized they wouldn't have done if they hadn't been so drunk.
Who's the Boss
The owner of our company, Rupert Murdoch, showed up at a holiday party
one year. One of the executives was so nervous, she said to her husband as she
introduced him to the boss, "Marty, have you met Poopert Murdoch?"
Embarrassed
Years ago, my then boyfriend got so drunk that at the dinner table, not
only did he light up a cigarette while everyone was eating, but also decided to
to butt it into his empty dinner plate. About 15 minutes after that, he started
an argument with me because I was chatting to one of my young collegues who was
sitting on the other side of me. Mind you he was about 19, and I was in my 30s.
The boyfriend said to me in a raised voice that he did not come to the party
for me to talk to other people. At the end of the night, I was saying goodnight
to my boss, who said, "what are you doing with that guy? You can do so
much better." One of the most embarrassing nights of my life.
I Was the
Gaffe
At my first "official" Christmas office party of my career, I
sampled every kind of alcoholic beverage my boss had on hand (it was held at
his home), from wine to beer to scotch and other liquors. My then-boyfriend had
to practically drag me out and spend the night to be sure I wasn't suffering
from liquor poisoning. I have no idea to this day whether anyone else at the
party knew how drunk I was.
Office Parties
Last year at an office party one of the ladies was dancing with their
dress above her waist...totally drunk and kissing a co-worker. Her mother and
other family members worked at the company as well. She was fighting with them
because they would not allow her to drink anymore and were dragging her out as
she was screaming and kicking. The family was mortified as well as everyone who
was watching. She still works at the company....they have since cancelled the
office parties due the to the "economy downfall"....wink wink. There
is always one in the bunch
Putting Out
The Fire
One of the guys from accounting in a large corporation was very, very
drunk at the Christmas party. He decided to relieve himself on the burning logs
in the fireplace. Bad choice. Within a short time following that party, there
was one less guy in accounting.
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