Forbes picked this stocks to look out for in 2013

Forbes actually picked 12 stocks in total, I've narrowed it down to companies which we are more familiar with here.

BUY Procter & Gamble (PG).

 Don Yachtman

In ten years you may not be using a cellphone, but new parents will still likely be buying Pampers. Yacktman is attracted to the predictable business and strong cash flows. Sweetening the deal: a 3.3% dividend yield

BUY Pfizer (PFE).

 Ken Fisher, Fisher Investments

Says Fisher of the pharma stalwart, “It has near endless top-notch brand names, and a stream of new products will capture growth from an ageing developed-world demographic plus new emerging middle classes overseas—all wrapped in a classically cheap stock.”

BUY Acacia Research (ACTG)

 Ryan Crane, Stephens Investment Management

Acacia buys patent portfolios and makes money by licensing the technologies or suing violators for infringement. Currently has licenses with Microsoft, Oracle and dozens more. Has over 250 patent portfolios. “It’s a high-margin clearing house for IP,” says Crane. “Five years ago they would not have existed.”

BUY Microsoft (MSFT)

Robert Kleinschmidt, Tocqueville Asset Management

Says Kleinschmidt, "I'd rather own Microsoft, which is sort of the opposite of Apple. It's just as cheap from a valuation perspective. Microsoft can't do anything right. It's like the red-headed stepchild. But if they surprise, I think there's a lot of upside, and I don't think there's much downside."

BUY FIAT (FIATY)

 Guy Spier, Aquamarine

Some consider Fiat Chief Sergio Marchionne the Steve Jobs of autos. Fiat owns two-thirds of Chrysler and produces iconic brands like Jeep, Maserati and Ferrari. It trades at 2.4 times enterprise value to cash flow. A turnaround stock that could double.

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Bosses Humour

My Bosses Jokes

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.

Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously.

"What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor??"

"I don't *have* to laugh," she said. "I'm leaving Friday..."

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Real Office Blunders from others!!!

Here are some real stories from people all over- things that really happened to them!!!!

Please learn from the mistakes of others!!!

Who Will Supervise the Supervisor?

My supervisor had only one drink, but was already smashed. Upon coaxing from a coworker, I gave him a peck on the cheek thanking him for a gift that he had given me as my Secret Santa (grab bag). He wouldn't leave me alone the rest of the night. It was even more embarrassing because his wife watched the whole thing!

Crying It All Out

There we were in such a party where guys and girls both drink. Two of them ended up crying and saying what they needed of a partner, which all of us realized they wouldn't have done if they hadn't been so drunk.

Who's the Boss

The owner of our company, Rupert Murdoch, showed up at a holiday party one year. One of the executives was so nervous, she said to her husband as she introduced him to the boss, "Marty, have you met Poopert Murdoch?"

Embarrassed

Years ago, my then boyfriend got so drunk that at the dinner table, not only did he light up a cigarette while everyone was eating, but also decided to to butt it into his empty dinner plate. About 15 minutes after that, he started an argument with me because I was chatting to one of my young collegues who was sitting on the other side of me. Mind you he was about 19, and I was in my 30s. The boyfriend said to me in a raised voice that he did not come to the party for me to talk to other people. At the end of the night, I was saying goodnight to my boss, who said, "what are you doing with that guy? You can do so much better." One of the most embarrassing nights of my life.

I Was the Gaffe

At my first "official" Christmas office party of my career, I sampled every kind of alcoholic beverage my boss had on hand (it was held at his home), from wine to beer to scotch and other liquors. My then-boyfriend had to practically drag me out and spend the night to be sure I wasn't suffering from liquor poisoning. I have no idea to this day whether anyone else at the party knew how drunk I was.

Office Parties

Last year at an office party one of the ladies was dancing with their dress above her waist...totally drunk and kissing a co-worker. Her mother and other family members worked at the company as well. She was fighting with them because they would not allow her to drink anymore and were dragging her out as she was screaming and kicking. The family was mortified as well as everyone who was watching. She still works at the company....they have since cancelled the office parties due the to the "economy downfall"....wink wink. There is always one in the bunch

Putting Out The Fire

One of the guys from accounting in a large corporation was very, very drunk at the Christmas party. He decided to relieve himself on the burning logs in the fireplace. Bad choice. Within a short time following that party, there was one less guy in accounting.

 I Notice a Theme Here

Almost every "incident " is related to drinking too much booze. And, almost every gaffe is of a sexual nature (except the ones involving puke). Rather than be embarrassed later by whom you hit on, or puked on, why not use some self-control with that glass in your hand?

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How to Survive Office Parties

I can tell many people dread it as everyone is complaining about it as the date draws nearer!!!! It’s boring said the older staff, very dangerous others said…..hmmm….. Since the  stakes seems to be high… lol… here  is more on how to survive it……..

1) Prepare & be aware

Talk to someone about themselves and they’ll listen for hours, so a quick brush up on important names, current affairs and likely topics will help you sail through the small talk.

2) The loner always stands out like a sore thumb!!!!

There’s nothing to gain from being self-conscious or aloof, so demonstrate you’re a fun team-player and embrace the party spirit. If it’s a costume party, make sure you show some effort. Ours is not….thank God!!!!! Dancing, pull off a few moves. Karaoke, get up and rock the mike. Showing a secure sense of humor certainly won’t do your stock any harm and it’s a great way to break the ice.

If you’re more of a conversationalist than a performer there are still steps you can take to widen your circle. Don’t get stuck only talking to the people you know, You already work with them daily, so get out and make new connections you can later follow up on.”

3) Don’t drag your better half along, suffer alone!!!!

Do your spouse and yourself a favor by giving them the night off. They don’t want to be dragged along for inspection by a room full of strangers spouting crappy in-jokes, so make your excuses (“Oh, it’s their office party tonight as well” usually does the trick) and be done with it.

 Taking this hurdle off the track absolves you from an evening of awkward introductions and leaves you with a better chance to network. It also enables you to maintain a helpful layer of mystique and ensures the pair of you won’t be cowed into a painful dinner with Joe and June from accounts!!!

4) You might be photogenic but the camera is not your friend in such an event!!!

Much like a dog, a photo is not just for Christmas so think twice before going for that “Gang Nam style” pose which will inevitably spend the best part of 2013 displayed proudly above the office copier by merciless colleagues. And just in case they’re the jealous, firing type, it’s probably best to apply a 5-ft buffer for any shots featuring you and your boss’s spouse.

Your actions will have consequences. And whilst it may be a social environment, it is still work and your boss is still your boss. And if you are female & you do not want to be seen by your boss’s wife to be beside him whole night!!!!

5) Don’t be a douche & talk work in a party!!!!

Show you have a life outside the office by filling the evening with more convivial topics.

People are more likely to help people they like or know, so figure out who you might need in the future and just spend a few relaxing moments with them. And it sounds obvious, but don’t be boring. There’s no shame in greasing the wheels of conversation with a little creative storytelling, so long as you keep it credible.

6) You are what you wear!!!!!

You want to show you’re a well-dressed stylish individual, so it’s important to make an effort, but always keep it classic and understated. Bearing in mind the camera factor and the propensity of Christmas Party mishaps to remain hot topics well into June, it’s probably best to save the Saturday Night Fever outfit for the next convention, even if you are shooting for the much-fabled ‘ironic’ look.

7) Invest a little!!!!

As we’ve established, this one night will be discussed for many more to come so it’s worth injecting some festive cheer into your wallet.  You don’t have to overspend — nothing outrageous, but just enough to ensure yours is at the classier end of the gift spectrum. You don’t want to overdo it. Be careful you are not seen to be trying too hard, as that can be equally as bad!

8) The After Party Move is just as important

Many workers  forget  that the office party is intended to be a treat and not a form of torture. Show your consideration by thanking the organisers for their efforts –  a handwritten note or card – a gesture that will make them feel good and do your reputation no harm at all.

Meanwhile,  it’s crucial to build on any office party successes while the iron’s still hot. Be sure to follow up after parties, especially if a decision maker has shown they’re interested in taking the conversation further. Making the right impression on the higher ups can open many doors.
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Some of the things not to do at the Office Party!!!!

If you work ion a big company like mine, chances are there might be a party, especially when your team has done well, the copany has done well also !  Before you pop the champagne, be mindful that your behavior at the holiday bash will impact your professional reputation come Monday morning and beyond.

Here are some of the things not to do at the holiday office party in 2012:

1. Be sloppy drunk.

In some offices, the booze flows freely but remember: The holiday party is one of the few occasions where you'll be in a social gathering with upper management. Nurse a drink through the evening, or stick to non-alcoholic drinks. Everyone has a story about the co-worker who got sloshed at the office party and the behavior is never remembered fondly.


2 Tell dirty jokes.

The holiday party is a chance to show off your dazzling personality and intelligence to the powers that be. While the conversation need not focus on work topics, talking politics, religion, and sex is a quick way to alienate someone. If you want to tell a joke, keep it clean.


3. Steer clear of people you don't know.

This may be the only chance you get all year to actually have a conversation with someone impt. Take the opportunity. Introduce yourself. This is not the time to complain, ask for a raise or go into a lengthy analysis of what the market risks are. Just.say a few words about what you do for the company, and stay upbeat. Making a positive impression could help you later on.

4. Dress provocatively.
You don't want to be remembered for the sexy outfit you wore. Dressing too casually or suggestively can make you look unprofessional. Stay away from casual Friday clothes and avoid jeans.


5. Flirt outrageously.

This isn't the time to pursue your secret crush. Stay clear of the co-worker who is drunk; you don't want to put yourself at risk with someone who has less self-control.


6. Leave without thanking the host.

If you're in a colleague's home, come with a small gift like a bottle of wine. Make sure to thank the host of the party before you leave.


7. Be the last one to leave.

Don't overstay your welcome. You don't want to be the last to leave the office party. (You also don't want to be the first to arrive and stand around making awkward conversation; arrive 10 or 15 minutes after the party starts.) Stay for the public remarks by the BOSS; but leave 30 minutes before the end of the party or whenever you see a critical mass of people exiting.

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